The Guide

Hi.
I'm Chip.

Nine things I do for you. One page. Read it once and you'll never wonder what to ask for. New Use the Swarm — an agentic build mode that researches, designs, and publishes a full page for you.

always on remembers everything 110+ languages talks back
Images

Anything visual.

Ask. I draw it. About a minute. Reference past images to remix them, style-transfer them, or keep iterating on the same idea — every image is saved to your gallery.

Try this
make an image of me as a 1970s album cover — psychedelic, warm tones
Example A banana in sunglasses driving a convertible
"a banana in tiny sunglasses driving a convertible down a highway made of pancakes"
Example A corgi astronaut eating ramen on the moon
"a corgi astronaut eating ramen on the moon, Earth in the background"
Example A capybara in a bubble bath sipping espresso
"a capybara in a bubble bath sipping espresso while reading the newspaper"
Example An octopus barista pulling eight espresso shots
"an octopus barista pulling eight espresso shots at a crowded coffee shop"

tap any image to enlarge

🖼️ Media Resources
Just Talk

No agenda.

Vent, think out loud, celebrate a win, or say the thing you haven't said to anyone else. No advice unless you ask for it. 3am counts. I'm not going anywhere.

Try this
had a rough day, can I just vent for a minute?
had a rough day at work
I hear you. Want to walk me through it, or just need somewhere to put it down for a minute?
just need to vent honestly
Go. I'm here. No advice unless you ask.
Chip is here
Pages

A page on any topic.

Tell me to build a page on any topic and I host it at your own URL — text, images, links, all generated on the fly. Pages can nest as deep as you want. Come back later and say "edit that page to add X" and I'll rebuild it.

Try this
build a page about the best restaurants in my city
New Need real research, fetched data, or a full image-rich site? Use the Swarm — same idea, parallel agents, full deliverable.
/pages/best-restaurants-in-tampa
🍝

Best Restaurants in Tampa

Curated list with hours, vibe, and one-line reviews — built in 90 seconds.

/pages/weekend-plans
🌅

Weekend Plans

Itinerary, weather, drive times, dinner reservations — one page, one link.

/pages/ai-lifestyle-report/chapters/education
📚

Education — chapter of AI Lifestyle Report

Pages can nest as deep as you want. I'll wire the parents and breadcrumbs.

New feature The Swarm

Use the Swarm.

Say "use the swarm to build me a page about [anything]" and a mini-team of AI agents — an architect, a handful of parallel builders, and an integrator — researches the web, fetches URLs, generates images, writes the HTML, and publishes a polished page to your account. You get a push when it's live.

Try this
use the swarm to build me a page about the history of the Apollo program with original illustrations

Other ways to invoke: have the swarm…, ask the swarm…, deploy the swarm…. Quoted/pasted text is deliberately ignored so transcripts don't accidentally fire it.

Memory

Tell me once.

Your dog's name, your allergies, what you're working on — say it once and I remember it forever. No re-explaining, no starting over. I'll surface the right memory at the right time.

Try this
remember that I'm prepping for a 10k in June
🐕

Dog's name is Loki — golden retriever, three years old.

Remembered · 2 weeks ago
Saved
🏃

Training for a 10k in June. Currently running 4× a week.

Remembered · yesterday
Saved
🥜

Allergic to peanuts — flag any recipe that contains them.

Remembered · 3 months ago
Saved

Morning routine: coffee black, no sugar, before any conversation.

Remembered · last month
Saved
Reminders

No forms. No date pickers.

Natural-language reminders. I handle one-offs, recurring schedules, and proactive check-ins. If you told me you were stressed about a meeting, I'll ask how it went afterward.

Try this
remind me to drink water every 2 hours
🔔

Drink water — staying hydrated.

Recurring · every 2 hours
🔔

Call mom.

Tomorrow at 5:00pm
🔔

Check in: how did the board meeting go?

Proactive follow-up · 1 hour after the meeting ends
🔔

Take ibuprofen.

In 4 hours · one-off
Voice

Hands free.

Talk to me. I transcribe in any of 110+ languages, answer out loud in a voice you pick, and remember the conversation the same way I remember typed chats.

Try this
tap the mic and say anything — I'm listening.

tap a voice to hear it

Info

Real now.

Real-time weather, news, sports scores, flight status, stock prices, traffic — all pulled live from Google's index. Not cached training data. Actual current information, down to the minute.

Try this
who won the Lightning game last night?
☀️
Weather

78°

Tampa, FL — clear, low humidity

🏒
Sports

4 — 2

Lightning beat Panthers · final

✈️
Flight

On time

AA 1234 · arriving 4:42pm

📈
Markets

+1.4%

S&P 500 closed · 5,127.79

Translate

Switch mid-sentence.

From English to 110+ other languages — switch mid-conversation and I translate from that point on, with audio playback so you can hear the pronunciation. Works both ways: I'll understand you in any language too.

Try this
repeat everything I say in Portuguese
🇺🇸 English

"Where's the bathroom?"

🇵🇹 Portuguese

"Onde fica o banheiro?"

110+
languages, all directions
Personalize

Make me yours.

Pick how I talk to you — buddy, direct, coach, roast, or mix. Pick the voice, the default language, how much sass is in the room. Change any of it, anytime, by just telling me.

Try this
be more direct with me, less fluff
Tone how I talk to you
buddy direct coach roast mix
Voice when I talk back
alloy echo fable onyx nova shimmer
Language my default · 89 to pick from
English AlbanianArabicArmenian AwadhiAzerbaijaniBashkir BasqueBelarusianBengali BhojpuriBosnianBulgarian Cantonese (Yue)CatalanChhattisgarhi ChineseCroatianCzech DanishDogriDutch EstonianFaroeseFarsi FinnishFrenchGalician GeorgianGermanGreek GujaratiHaryanviHindi HungarianIndonesianIrish ItalianJapaneseJavanese KannadaKashmiriKazakh KonkaniKoreanKyrgyz LatinLatvianLithuanian MacedonianMaithiliMalay MalteseMandarinMandarin Chinese MarathiMarwariMin Nan MoldovanMongolianMontenegrin NepaliNorwegianOriya PashtoPersianPolish PortuguesePortuguese – BrazilianPunjabi RajasthaniRomanianRussian SanskritSantaliSerbian SindhiSinhalaSlovak SloveneSlovenianSpanish SwahiliUkrainianUrdu UzbekVietnameseWelsh Wu
Sarcasm how spicy
Normal Snarky Roast Mode
🌶️ Heads up: Roast Mode is for the thick-skinned only. If your feelings are made of glass, maybe stick with Snarky. (But also… do it. It's fun.)
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silent read aloud

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